I have a whole lot of adoptive parents hoping that their prescious little ones don’t turn out like me. You know, I don’t think there’s too much chance in that happening.
Attitudes like mine don’t come overnight, it took me darn near 40 years to come up with this one. It took time, nuturing, and determination. As easily as things are going to come to these APs kids, I just don’t think they’ll have time.
As we know these kids will sail through life, how could they not? Their loving adoptive parents have only the best intentions, we know those are always rewarded. When you are a straight A student, captain of the soccer team, and giving recitals at Carnagie Hall, there just isn’t time to become dis-satisfied with your situation, or wonder what could have been. Besides those things could dissappoint adoptive parents and nobody wants to dissappoint the greatest parents in the world.
We know these kids can’t stay by their adoptive parents sides forever, but I doubt they’ll have much trouble when they hit that ivy league university, they just won’t have time to use the college years for self-discovery. Dual degrees in law and medicine, even if are a genius, take a lot of time. They will be busy preparing themselves as a fertility expert and adoption lawyer. That’s a lot on a young person’s plate.
Then, of course they’ll met that special someone, most likely a corporate CEO who donates his whole salary to UNICEF, or possibly a heir to a royal house of Europe. What with the wedding at St. Patrick’s chathedtral and the reception for 1000 at Tavern On The Green, they be caught in a whirlwind.
Producing an heir also has it’s stresses. There won’t be much time to think when the perfect grandchildren start to arrive. Besides they will be so proud to present you with these children. How better for the perfect adoptee to show appeciation for their parents? Then of course they will start the cycle all over again, the soccer team, the concerts at Carnagie Hall, the dual degrees. A happy go lucky dynsaty that has never taken a moment for self examination, wonder, or one moment that was not perfectly happy, satisfied, and without fear.
Well, that is as likely to happen, as the precious adoptee should turn out like me.
I’m pretty unique, I’m pretty smart, and darn it, people like me.
I’m also pretty happy most of the time.
I wonder if some of those adoptive parents might want to reconsider.