The above are all examples of good works involving adopting a variety of people, animals and things. It seems that everyone wants to adopt something. As valuable as these programs my be, it seems to me something is missing. I think we should let an anxious public go right to the source and actually adopt-a-adoptee.
These programs are set up to help provide needed volunteers and funds for a good cause. I would be willing to put a sign in my yard that designated the kind individual or organization that had volunteered to clean up and beautify my yard. I would love to attend a banquet and auction dedicated to better the lives of myself and other adoptees by collecting money and donated gifts.
All adoptees reading please leave a breif desrciption of yourself and any needs that you have so we can get the ball rolling. Anyone interested in adopting an adoptee, please contact me, so we can get a sign made and get you scheduled to help out. I’ll start…
Addie is a 43- year-old adopteee who could use some help with her landscaping. She would also appeciate any help with vacation funding as she is long over due for a holiday in the sun. Please help.