As you all know I have been considering relinquishing myself to my governor, but now I’m not so sure. It’s not that I don’t like my governor, I do, and it would be cool to be the governor’s kid. I bet I could get into the state fair for free. But, even with all the perks, I might be doing myself a disservice.
Since this would be a public adoption, it wouldn’t cost very much. My states chief executive might even get paid to take care of me while the paperwork went through. I think I’m worth more. I think I’ll put myself up for adoption privately. Possibly internationally.
I’ll be acting as my own facilitator, oh course. So what does a white kid go for on the international market these days? $30,000 or $40,000? Hey for that I can throw in a collectible Barbie Doll and a teddy bear.
So if you know anyone that might be interested in a bright, fairly well behaved girl, with a smile that can light up the room and melt heats, let me know.