Today is my birthday. You know what I want? World peace and a puppy. A cute little puppy that doesn’t chew on things, never piddles on the floor, and never grows up.
Neither one of these things is going to work out, I’m sad and disappointed.
You know what might make me feel better?
My freaking birth certificate.
If I (and all other adoptees), could get their original birth certificate today, it would be the best birthday ever. I’d be singing from the rooftops and whistling Zip-ee-dee-do-dah out of my ass.
I don’t imagine the Original Birth Certificate thing is going to work out today either.
But since it is my birthday, you can do one thing for me.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, go to the Adoptee Rights Coalition webpage and find out what this is all about.
If you know all about what I’m talking about, go to the Adoptee Rights Coalition webpage and get caught up on the latest news, find out how to get involved, make a donation.
If you really know what I’m talking about, write to one of your lawmakers today. Tell them to support Original Birth Certificate access for all adoptees.
Hey, I’m sitting all alone, without a puppy, and it’s my birthday. Help me out.