No longer available…
Makes one wonder why. Well, not really. Though I do wonder who’s bright idea this was in the first place.
I don’t think you can insure against the actions of a specific person. Unless they are an employee. But then I suppose you’d have to form a corporation in order to adopt.
Oh hell, that’s next. Forming corporations in order to adopt. Sounds all warm and fuzzy and rainbow farty, doesn’t it. Adopted by a corporation.
I’m still searching to see if extended child warranties are still available.